山米曼莎的本子

又是一篇摸魚文章，咦~ 一語雙關耶. (haha big deal)

延續上一篇Jack Schitt先生，我又來分享轉載文啦~

是的，這又是我上班摸魚時看的 ^^"

這篇文章在說西語系的口音，是我墨裔美人同事寄給我的，她說她爺爺真的是這樣講耶～

說不定改天也來寫一篇口音鬧的笑話．

要跟著唸，開始囉！有幾個真的還滿好笑的 XD

以下．

-------------Spanish words of the day... ------------------- 

Is craysee!!!

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: WATER　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　    My wife gets mad and I don't even know water problem is!

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: BRIEF
    My friend smells so bad, I couldn't brief .

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: MUSHROOM
   Yo, when all my familia gets in the car, there's not mushroom.

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: CHICKEN
   My girlfriend wanted me to go to the store, but chicken go by herself.

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: LIVER & CHEESE
   Some guy tried to sweet talk my woman. I  told him, yo loco, liver alone, cheese mine.

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: WAFER
   I wanted to go with my mom to the flea market pero she didn't wafer me!

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: HERPES
   I had some cake to share with my wife. This is my piece, this is herpes.

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: TISSUE
   I told you if you didn't know how to do it, I could tissue.

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: CASHEW
   I was running after you but I couldn't cashew!

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: JUICY
   Hey man, Im looking for Paco, tell me if juicy him!

SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: JULY
   Ju tol me ju were goin to the store and July to me! Julyer!!